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“I just had sex for the first time a few days ago. It was incredible! I’m quite old (19) to be a virgin in my friend group, and have been wanting to have sex for a while. I am a very sexual person, but just haven’t found the right opportunity

: "I am not the first person you loved. You are not the first person I...

First you say “I’m a guppie”… …thanks for that kick in the nostalgia, Tumblr.

johnnycastlefan: Johnny Castle & @vickichase in Saturday Night Fever XXX: A Parody Dude, I am THE FIRST PERSON to laugh at ANYONE who wears black shoes & socks. So to be TOTALLY NAKEY and only wearing black shoes & socks? I SHOULD be literall

thetrapgawd: danieldabs: shivnibble: We be hotboxing the lounge! #VaporCentral #WhoCaresGetDoped #propothead @whocaresgetdoped @therealbongman @mernahuana @vaporcentral #VaporCentral (at Vapor Central) how am I the first person to reblog this!!!

mazzimonicaxxx: I am not a gainer. However I have gained weight and for all my fans that love extra weight on their ladies this game is for you. Guess my weight! The first person to guess the exact weight will receive a shout out picture from

Hey guys! Just a small update from my life. I am on a road trip down to LA to the wedding of some friends of mine right now. I’ll be in Disneyland for the first time in my life. I’m excited! Here’s hoping I see an official Judy fursuit there.

I, for one, am proud

steelelove-deactivated20131212: By any chance, am I like Armstrong who pioneered the moon? I’m the first person to ever step foot in this house, aren’t I?

fyeahino-deactivated20140526: “The first person I talked to was by far the weirdest”

I am new to all this and this is probably my first ever submission :$ not much but hey :) Aw im honored that I’m the first person you have submitted to thanks for your submission it’s lovely you have a nice bum ;)

I am not ready to go back to work. This was literally the first time I took time off for myself (not for a con, not to move) since I started working in 2013. Not ready, I enjoyed not working too much, the figurative tears are flowing

So, last night after I went out drinking with some of the DND group for the first time and found out I am among some regular BDSMersI proceeded to have a dream where the DM forced me to be his sex slavePart of the dream was me trying to escape my fate

tazdelightful:If TAZ elves are stereotypical skinny hairless Tolkien elves then Barry’s body type is ideal and unattainable in elf culture and that’s why the Four Judges found Lup guilty of Lust[ID: A two panel sketch comic drawn in pencil. The first

hauntinghyrule: While going through my drafts looking for things to add to my queue, I found this, which I’d apparently written but never posted. I feels like now is the appropriate time to do so. I had a thought, and I am probably not the first person

I am proud to say that I am the proud designer, seamstress and owner of my first leather outfit. I can’t wait to pull this costume together and show it off at con.

while I’m doing procrastination feelings posts, I am going through the most intense friendship feelings for someone for the first time in a long while. I mean, it’s pretty obvious that I’ve been going through them for the past few

why the fuck is the only cm plot bunny I have reid wearing breast forms for the first time and garcia and morgan appreciating their body while they wear them this is such trash I am such trash I’m sorry

donnerdontcosplay: I need to finish up the edge and outline it in black and I am done with the first patch (hah………) I can see every single flaw in my design rn and my hands are itty bitty claws, but I’M ALMOST DONE!

ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person in your lineage to be queer” and it’s rocking me to my core. how many generations down the line did one of my ancestors feel the way i did, feel differently than i did and so damn queerly

cowboyjen68: I am unable to devote the time and concentration to my asks right now because of a crazy schedule at the Haunt and Harvest Festival at the Farm I work at. I am very sorry for that but I will get back to them after the season has ended. Here

seegson: This is still better than the “get knocked down and bitten in the face” death.

hoboartistry: I am 100% certain I am the first person to do this. Yep.

dialectical-devitoism: therealcringe: ready to be told how flying a green nazi flag and yelling memes at children is somehow a genius parody of leftist identity politics by a 20something dude with “shitposter” in his bio self-owning is the best method

You know what makes me sad sometimes? The fact that no matter how successful I become, how much money I make, how many awards I rack up, how happy I think I am… I will never be the first person to have put their fingers to the keyboard and write

mermaididols: banbigboss: childjunior: gayleafcrime: what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_O i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to

I had a persimmon for the first time today! It was really good!

jordan-reet: I’ve never been spoiled, this will be interesting. Babe it’s me, You know I never think anything you say sounds weird. In fact I akways like the things you have to say. I am honored to be the first person who has ever spoiled you. Not

hauntinghyrule: While going through my drafts looking for things to add to my queue, I found this, which I’d apparently written but never posted. I feels like now is the appropriate time to do so. I had a thought, and I am probably not the first person

cries b/c everything about that comic is perf look at koujaku’s sleeping face in the first panel, look at his hand in the forth panel, look at noiz’s face when koujaku starts snuggling up with him. goodbye i am gone pls bury me with this comic.

trying to watch the first episode of prince of stride like why tf isit beginning exactly like uta no prince

i’m watching free eternal summer and why am i already crying 5 mins into the first episode

miketrauts: I am not the first person you loved. You are not the first person I looked at but please know: whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun or the nights you collapse into my lap, I’ll always love you.

Fever is finally down and I’m actually feeling hungry for the first time in days. I am so getting AYCE kbbq when I’m fully better…!!

Had a very fun and tiring day, but I successfully ate dinner and am not feeling like crap! All and all, today was a great day. Gnite everyone, time for me to sleep at 21:00 for the first time since I last got sick!

healthyis-sexytoo: When someone needs to talk about mental and emotional issues I am the first person they come to…but when I need to talk…everyone reads my message and ignores me…as least I know who I can turn to… 😒 Hmmmm. … don’t

rinasfan: rt-secretgarden: I am praying for my country… 3 Years ago on the same day, I have been in Tokyo and the catastrophe happened. Thomas was the first person who asked me immediately whether everything’s all right. After short while…we

And foodservice with a lack of vehicle defeats me. I am physically incapable of getting to my polling place tomorrow, and couldn’t get out to the early voting thanks to lack of transportation … I will be at work tomorrow from 7am to 10pm. I get

hauntinghyrule: While going through my drafts looking for things to add to my queue, I found this, which I’d apparently written but never posted. I feels like now is the appropriate time to do so. I had a thought, and I am probably not the first person

foghornleghornofficial: everyburger: foghornleghornofficial: am I gonna have to be the first person to smoke weed in virtual reality i made this joke earlier today… irl?

backtotheburrow: “I was nine years old when I first auditioned for the role of Hermione, and just ten when we started filming — and it feels like such a long time ago it’s hard to believe I am the same person! I suppose in many ways I am not,

thislovethathurt: “I knew it was over when things would happen and you weren’t the first person I wanted to share them with.”–12:36 AM

boxmanspornbox: Am I the first person to lewd this game? I hope so. Gal is cute!

I hate how things turned out this way. I am going to have to see you for the first time in months soon, and I feel so fucking sick. You won’t acknowledge me anymore. I never wanted this. I feel like death.

descaliers: I am not the first person you loved.You are not the first person I looked at with a mouthful of forevers. [insp.] [+]

fefeta: someone: quit bouncing your legme: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

this is honestly the weirdest first deep conversation with a person, i’ve ever had. usually the first deep convo you have with someone doesn’t go with you guys “arguing” about who is right and wrong and stuff, you know? but still,

terumikamis-blog: “I am the first transgender person to be on Big Brother.”

Am I the first person to think of this?

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN

Honestly nothing makes me happier than knowing that I am always the first person he thinks to tell when anything happens. Even when it’s something as ridiculous and insignificant as what happened in the waiting room of the dentist’s office.

you guys don’t know this about me but i am absolutely obsessed with iceland and icelandic landscape photography and have been for a few years now on my other blog i have a whole tag full of iceland photos i really want to go there one day 😔

nimkey: I want it to be known that Rebecca told me I am the first person EVER to ask her to draw Kevin for an autograph

“I was nine years old when I first auditioned for the role of Hermione, and just ten when we started filming- and it feels like such a long time ago it’s hard to believe I am the same person! I suppose in many ways I am not, having grown from child

when I play, I’m a stubborn person and I just go and hit HARD.(that’s why on mtg I play RG and WUB artifact aggro lmao)I’m honest, this was just a test I was doing for fun but ended up working pretty wellLE got me the first time but he was left

aeritus: Have also a bunch of husbands because I am a weak person.First 3 are from some fanfiction because I am REALLY a weak person.Last one is actually one of my fav quote from the book, and little fun fact, in the Italian translation they changed

stevenuniversequotes: Love at first sight doesn’t exist. Love takes time and love takes work at the very least you have to know the other person and you literally have no idea who or what I am. *shine glint*- Garnet

rinasfan: rt-secretgarden: I am praying for my country… 3 Years ago on the same day, I have been in Tokyo and the catastrophe happened. Thomas was the first person who asked me immediately whether everything’s all right. After short while…we

Lmao the first thing I do when I try a dress on is lift it up at the back to see what my arse looks like with it Like “hmm ok but does my butt look good?”

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